tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-53502831489090207162012-01-20T07:14:35.836-08:00Toda a revolta contra o sistema, com o peso de um elefante, loucura de um terrorista, escrita por um estudante metido a Jornalista.Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.comBlogger1241100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-4967124079210247732011-05-12T10:01:00.000-07:002011-05-13T13:29:22.384-07:00<a href="http://www.mememaker.com.br/meme-detalhes/upload/0da8f2e72f5871097eac1e943d3fac00.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 572px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 580px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://www.mememaker.com.br/meme-detalhes/upload/0da8f2e72f5871097eac1e943d3fac00.jpg" /></a><br /><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-496712407921024773?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-78442103393234424352010-07-20T09:53:00.000-07:002010-07-20T10:00:04.305-07:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/TEXUzR29WsI/AAAAAAAAAm8/NEeQ2gE5GZ4/s1600/fotosengracadas12.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 302px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5496032897707891394" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/TEXUzR29WsI/AAAAAAAAAm8/NEeQ2gE5GZ4/s400/fotosengracadas12.jpg" /></a><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-7844210339323442435?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-89229175319858847742010-07-16T13:22:00.001-07:002010-07-16T13:27:37.346-07:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/TEDAS5Xb_uI/AAAAAAAAAm0/jqFG9fWcTTQ/s1600/delicia.JPG"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 311px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5494602976261308130" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/TEDAS5Xb_uI/AAAAAAAAAm0/jqFG9fWcTTQ/s400/delicia.JPG" /></a><br />Pizza Cone CASEIRA, DELIIIICIA...<br /><div><a href="http://l.yimg.com/g/images/spaceball.gif"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 1px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 1px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://l.yimg.com/g/images/spaceball.gif" /></a><br /><br /><div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-8922917531985884774?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-76558949718444360842010-07-02T12:50:00.000-07:002010-07-02T12:53:22.010-07:00A afinidade não é o mais brilhante, mas o mais sutil, delicado e penetrante dos sentimentos. O mais independente.<br /> Afinidade é ficar longe pensando parecido a respeito dos mesmos fatos que impressionam, comovem mobilizam.<br /> É ficar conversando sem trocar palavra.<br /> É receber o que vem do outro com aceitação anterior ao entendimento.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-7655894971844436084?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-65622956915517297542010-04-23T08:55:00.001-07:002010-04-23T09:01:38.675-07:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/S9HDEkKpY5I/AAAAAAAAAmk/nJpxK0pdAI8/s1600/criancas_amerika_armada1.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 258px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5463362306172347282" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/S9HDEkKpY5I/AAAAAAAAAmk/nJpxK0pdAI8/s400/criancas_amerika_armada1.jpg" /></a><br /><br /><div>Um grupo armado levou cerca de 135 mil figurinhas do album da Copa do Mundo!</div><br /><div>Segundo fontes não muito confiaveis, a fabricante de brinquedos Estrela será o próximo alvo do grupo.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-6562295691551729754?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-32920962153353558532010-04-06T10:17:00.000-07:002010-04-06T10:28:33.766-07:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/S7ts75pbtxI/AAAAAAAAAmc/qpJdKnHFEvo/s1600/800px-Guaranajesus.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 300px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5457075149832173330" border="0" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/S7ts75pbtxI/AAAAAAAAAmc/qpJdKnHFEvo/s400/800px-Guaranajesus.jpg" /></a><br /><div>Pra quem não o conhece o Guaraná Jesus, ele é um famoso Refrigerante vendido no Maranhão que segundo a Wikipedia é uma marca da Coca - Cola ( o que eu não tenho certeza), o mais interessante são os slogans do refrigerante Jesus:</div><div> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">" ABENÇOE SUA SEDE "</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">" GUARANÁ JESUS, PORQUE NEM SÓ DE PÃO VIVERÁ O HOMEM "</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">" FÉ NO ESTOMAGO "</span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"></span> </div><div align="center"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">" SONHO COR -DE- ROSA "</span></div><div> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-3292096215335355853?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-31475751637195242772010-03-31T10:47:00.000-07:002010-03-31T10:54:36.600-07:00<a href="http://capinaremos.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/punzel.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 586px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://capinaremos.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/punzel.jpg" /></a><br />Viva o naturalismo.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">visto no </span><a href="http://capinaremos.com/"><span style="font-size:78%;">capinaremos<br /></span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-3147575163719524277?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-64089389482549908162010-03-12T11:47:00.001-08:002010-03-12T11:50:31.618-08:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/S5qabtAanzI/AAAAAAAAAmU/vz-gXgu6xAQ/s1600-h/desculpa.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 361px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5447836499986521906" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/S5qabtAanzI/AAAAAAAAAmU/vz-gXgu6xAQ/s400/desculpa.jpg" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;">Vi no <a href="http://capinaremos.com/"><span style="color:#ff0000;">Capinaremos</span></a></span><br /><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-6408938948254990816?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-17522873383998572892010-02-05T11:15:00.000-08:002010-02-05T11:29:11.222-08:00<strong>Fonte da Praça da Cultura, Jundiaí SP</strong><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/S2xvNYTbn-I/AAAAAAAAAmM/2VFi6Np2nb8/s1600-h/cenario.JPG"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 341px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 408px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5434841125982281698" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/S2xvNYTbn-I/AAAAAAAAAmM/2VFi6Np2nb8/s400/cenario.JPG" /></a> A fonte que fica entre a Av. Nove de Julho e a Frederico Ozanan, que geralmente serve de cenário para ilustrar os álbuns dos apaixonados e recém casados, é a mesma que lava e refresca o corpo dos vários malabaristas ambulantes e pedintes dos faróis.<br />Curioso com a cena da foto, o fotógrafo foi até o rapaz com a bola amarela no nariz e lhe perguntou o porquê daquele banho em um lugar público, a resposta veio na "lata" - "não tenho e nunca tive uma família, o meu chuveiro é a chuva". <em>A fonte é bela para os que amam, e útil para aqueles que não conheceram o amor.<br /></em><br /><a href="http://www.jornaldacidade.com.br/"><em><span style="font-size:85%;">by_Jc Jundiai</span></em></a><br /><div><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/S2xu1D8L12I/AAAAAAAAAmE/uIn6YxYbm_U/s1600-h/amgiguo.bmp"></a><br /><br /><div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-1752287338399857289?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-12805940112346821472010-01-08T11:15:00.000-08:002010-01-08T11:21:56.247-08:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/S0eEpVMPZHI/AAAAAAAAAl8/9cTB3_BLq0Q/s1600-h/imagem.JPG"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 333px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 400px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5424450121789039730" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/S0eEpVMPZHI/AAAAAAAAAl8/9cTB3_BLq0Q/s400/imagem.JPG" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>Essa formula nem a Coca Cola tem!!</strong></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-1280594011234682147?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-64073469812993605572009-12-18T07:24:00.000-08:002009-12-18T07:32:44.361-08:00<a href="http://capinaremos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/borboletametal.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 469px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 1388px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://capinaremos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/borboletametal.jpg" /></a> by_<u><span style="color:#0000ff;"><a href="http://capinaremos.com/">capinaremos </a></span></u><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-6407346981299360557?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-48548632222047515142009-08-11T15:26:00.000-07:002009-08-11T15:28:03.251-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SoHwZRGDh1I/AAAAAAAAAl0/C0s7TWSk7Xc/s1600-h/OgAAAFmKXBxYS8o4zNQt7b83zSmV_aYsiLFlQxSXJUNIEVloXDPrsa5478cbP6hO0GQ1b0TVzQIGTc7nE5SV8MOir7EAm1T1UOLg2KSCVefEYtA-WGgmM-ueYTgq.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 269px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SoHwZRGDh1I/AAAAAAAAAl0/C0s7TWSk7Xc/s400/OgAAAFmKXBxYS8o4zNQt7b83zSmV_aYsiLFlQxSXJUNIEVloXDPrsa5478cbP6hO0GQ1b0TVzQIGTc7nE5SV8MOir7EAm1T1UOLg2KSCVefEYtA-WGgmM-ueYTgq.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5368836547678537554" /></a><br />Cuidado com o Tricolor uhauhahuauh<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-4854863222204751514?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-14232153927869278932009-07-22T13:12:00.000-07:002009-07-22T13:25:16.465-07:00Com essa onda de sertanejo universitário, Cesar Menotti e Fabiano, João Bosco e Vinicius etc..<br />Relembrar é viver, já dizia o poeta!<br /><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SmdzNVXL-7I/AAAAAAAAAls/DjOGqxGuYss/s1600-h/OgAAAASD-_r-S2UA4rt_zM25pGEaJVg3wDmPeIuFUEL2jPsS37Xcggxwsp511f4LpI3p5y8PjWQpQlesDKBl6OnUB4kAm1T1ULEgZXEQQLq7duPBVrWdBZp9XJq-[1].jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5361380554317757362" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 269px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SmdzNVXL-7I/AAAAAAAAAls/DjOGqxGuYss/s400/OgAAAASD-_r-S2UA4rt_zM25pGEaJVg3wDmPeIuFUEL2jPsS37Xcggxwsp511f4LpI3p5y8PjWQpQlesDKBl6OnUB4kAm1T1ULEgZXEQQLq7duPBVrWdBZp9XJq-%5B1%5D.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-1423215392786927893?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-85252811826869765292009-07-19T09:11:00.000-07:002009-07-19T09:16:38.218-07:00<img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SmNGY8ei6iI/AAAAAAAAAlc/832S3VatsaU/s400/85170802.jpg" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5360205375866071586" /><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SmNGx8EiCbI/AAAAAAAAAlk/PxpWGQsZEoc/s200/clodovil_avoz%5B1%5D.jpg" style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 186px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5360205805253691826" /></div><br /><br />SE VOCÊ NÃO VIU, O CLODOVIL! ¬¬ '<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-8525281182686976529?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-49283831528004257452009-07-19T08:45:00.000-07:002009-07-19T08:46:25.323-07:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jlQrO7e0nRY&hl=pt-br&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jlQrO7e0nRY&hl=pt-br&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-4928383152800425745?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-86813939104332651902009-07-07T10:25:00.001-07:002009-07-07T10:26:40.045-07:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SlOFMqLQm4I/AAAAAAAAAlU/uToUY4dAaZ4/s1600-h/rogerio.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355770834400091010" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 291px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SlOFMqLQm4I/AAAAAAAAAlU/uToUY4dAaZ4/s400/rogerio.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>DIAS MELHORES...</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-8681393910433265190?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-69020708484056771922009-06-29T10:26:00.000-07:002009-06-29T10:29:50.189-07:00<div>R.I.P.<br />Estavamos de<strong> LUTO </strong>pela morte do ilustre Michael Jackson..<br /><br />Mas a vida contínua!<br />Em homenagem ao Rei do Pop, uma postagem! =D</div><div><br /> </div><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5352802840302422162" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 279px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/Skj50qjtiJI/AAAAAAAAAlM/UBoxKcKvX20/s400/michael_jackson%5B1%5D.jpg" border="0" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-6902070848405677192?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-44882806611995856162009-06-23T18:05:00.003-07:002009-06-23T18:06:41.930-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SkF78qJwMGI/AAAAAAAAAlE/0eLACKaGFsg/s1600-h/GetAttachment%5B2%5D.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SkF78qJwMGI/AAAAAAAAAlE/0eLACKaGFsg/s400/GetAttachment%5B2%5D.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5350694114330423394" /></a>Pena eu não poder rir! Sou SÃO PAULINO! ¬¬ '<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-4488280661199585616?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-77387897075753551332009-06-19T12:30:00.000-07:002009-06-19T12:36:02.038-07:00<a href="http://bobagento.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/corda.gif"><img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 259px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 292px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bobagento.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/corda.gif" border="0" /></a><br />Agora você sabe porque as luzes da sua casa piscam do nada!<br /><br /><em><span style="font-size:78%;">vi no <a href="http://bobagento.com/">bobagento.com</a></span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-7738789707575355133?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-52590556461015712022009-06-12T22:10:00.000-07:002009-06-12T22:11:28.196-07:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/TWHpK0bPnXA&hl=pt-br&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/TWHpK0bPnXA&hl=pt-br&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-5259055646101571202?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-8984591778299272832009-06-08T19:44:00.000-07:002009-06-08T19:46:15.421-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/Si3MwiZLXGI/AAAAAAAAAk8/Q41AHQG-HGM/s1600-h/GetAttachment%5B4%5D.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 281px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/Si3MwiZLXGI/AAAAAAAAAk8/Q41AHQG-HGM/s400/GetAttachment%5B4%5D.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5345153466996841570" /></a>...O que é isso meu filho.....KKKKK<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-898459177829927283?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-43397600946757816982009-06-05T10:31:00.000-07:002009-06-05T10:34:55.793-07:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SilWzan6PgI/AAAAAAAAAk0/Q9TVj4CID1o/s1600-h/Prova09[1].jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5343897874171837954" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 229px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SilWzan6PgI/AAAAAAAAAk0/Q9TVj4CID1o/s400/Prova09%5B1%5D.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>huauhuahua</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-4339760094675781698?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-87909924079239729902009-06-05T09:08:00.000-07:002009-06-05T09:17:27.087-07:00<div align="left"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><strong>"David Carradine teria morrido em acidente 'de masturbação',<br />segundo a Polícia!"</strong></span><br /></span><em><br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SilDss0jaGI/AAAAAAAAAks/uDnro27P0tY/s1600-h/clodovil_avoz[1].jpg"><span style="font-size:130%;"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5343876868076693602" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 205px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 192px" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SilDss0jaGI/AAAAAAAAAks/uDnro27P0tY/s320/clodovil_avoz%5B1%5D.jpg" border="0" /></span></a><span style="font-size:130%;">"Uma corda estava presa em torno do seu pescoço e uma outra em seu órgão sexual. As duas estavam ligadas uma à outra e penduradas no armário".<br /><br /></span></div></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-8790992407923972990?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-52913151909047955012009-06-04T09:29:00.000-07:002009-06-04T09:32:56.593-07:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/Sif2vlvAS8I/AAAAAAAAAkU/sfCE-fCt0hM/s1600-h/Firmaidiotas.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 382px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/Sif2vlvAS8I/AAAAAAAAAkU/sfCE-fCt0hM/s400/Firmaidiotas.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5343510780341930946" /></a><br /><br /><strong><br />E lá vem água!</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-5291315190904795501?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-80822447821398102042009-06-03T18:05:00.000-07:002009-06-03T18:08:44.423-07:00<object width="445" height="364"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GA8z7f7a2Pk&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GA8z7f7a2Pk&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="445" height="364"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-8082244782139810204?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-78224118193956203332009-05-29T18:17:00.000-07:002009-05-29T18:18:39.771-07:00<center><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre; font-family:Verdana;font-size:11px;"><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.xpock.tv/playerf/embed/757" width="425" height="320"><param name="movie" value="http://www.xpock.tv/playerf/embed/757"><param name="flashVars" value="id=757"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.xpock.tv/playerf/embed/757" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="425" height="320"></embed></object></span></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-7822411819395620333?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-59018238669016068482009-05-29T12:22:00.001-07:002009-05-29T12:42:50.965-07:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SiA2D2ylZlI/AAAAAAAAAkE/8EmIV-zKoKY/s1600-h/crise[1].jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5341328597936596562" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 295px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SiA2D2ylZlI/AAAAAAAAAkE/8EmIV-zKoKY/s400/crise%5B1%5D.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>NÃO TA FACIRRR...!<br /><br /><em><span style="font-size:78%;">eu vi no </span></em><a href="http://www.desaforo.com/"><em><span style="font-size:78%;">http://www.desaforo.com/</span></em></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-5901823866901606848?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-63174251779392079502009-05-29T05:53:00.000-07:002009-06-04T18:02:41.258-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/Sh_a8iVlLKI/AAAAAAAAAj8/jOVGEow0PlE/s1600-h/ATT00002.jpg.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5341228416629025954" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 301px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/Sh_a8iVlLKI/AAAAAAAAAj8/jOVGEow0PlE/s400/ATT00002.jpg.jpg" border="0" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="FONT-STYLE: italic">SÓ ME FALTA A MERCEDES PRA TER A MULHER! ¬¬ '</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-6317425177939207950?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-32088550871591379492009-05-26T05:16:00.000-07:002009-05-26T05:17:17.172-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/ShvdtVfoudI/AAAAAAAAAjw/UHDjCdfp5Ks/s1600-h/jegue.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 263px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/ShvdtVfoudI/AAAAAAAAAjw/UHDjCdfp5Ks/s400/jegue.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5340105554111543762" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-3208855087159137949?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-55014783534117653642009-05-23T07:29:00.000-07:002009-05-23T07:45:51.736-07:00<center><object width="445" height="364"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2ndx_IdlUQU&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2ndx_IdlUQU&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="445" height="364"></embed></object></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-5501478353411765364?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-83488413180328289562009-05-23T06:46:00.000-07:002009-05-27T13:21:46.089-07:00Andou recebendo ligações desse número?<br /><br />Se a resposta foi sim, saiba que você não foi o primeiro nem será o ultimo, há mais de 2.000 reclamações a respeito desse número .<br /><br />O 5212 3550 na verdade é um número do call center do Banco Real, com certeza eles querem te "enfiar" algum produto Banco Real.<br /><br />Ligaram pra saber se é mesmo do Real, olha o que responderam!<br /><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="LINE-HEIGHT: 20px;font-family:'Trebuchet MS';font-size:13;" >[Atendente] : Olá [EU]! Em que posso ajudar? <br />[Atendente] : Boa noite! <br />[EU]: Boa noite, [Atendente]. Recebi diversas ligações do telefone (11) 5212-3550. Esse telefone é do Banco Real?<br />[EU]: Vocês do Real tem algum conhecimento sobre esse assunto? <br />[Atendente] : Você é nosso correntista? <br />[EU]: Não. <br />[EU]: Como o Banco Real foi citado, estou verificando se há veracidade na informação. <br />[Atendente] : Sim, é do nosso Call Center, mas não temos acesso ao motivo pelo qual foi contatado. <br />[EU]: Ah, ok. É que há informações desencontradas, inclusive dizendo que trata-se de clonagem de telefones. Obrigado pela informação. <br />[Atendente] : Tenha uma boa noite! <br />[Atendente] : Estamos à disposição. Equipe Atendimento Ao Vivo!<br /></span><br /><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Mistério resolvido, pensou que fosse aquela gatinha de SAMPA né? Maaaaaaaas não é!</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-8348841318032828956?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-77520056088166977422009-05-21T09:30:00.000-07:002009-05-21T16:44:59.005-07:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/ShWDlG9SpHI/AAAAAAAAAjo/6cwF9WyPg4s/s1600-h/ed.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5338317606863676530" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 150px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/ShWDlG9SpHI/AAAAAAAAAjo/6cwF9WyPg4s/s400/ed.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/ShWDk4DPF6I/AAAAAAAAAjg/r_0BIrHcupM/s1600-h/edi_07_02_10.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5338317602862077858" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 141px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/ShWDk4DPF6I/AAAAAAAAAjg/r_0BIrHcupM/s400/edi_07_02_10.jpg" border="0" /></a><div><div></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-7752005608816697742?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-79505688696264235622009-05-20T19:37:00.000-07:002009-05-20T19:39:08.306-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/ShS-mXMNwUI/AAAAAAAAAjI/-2AgNr3aiX4/s1600-h/kit+desgra%C3%A7a.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 352px; height: 384px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/ShS-mXMNwUI/AAAAAAAAAjI/-2AgNr3aiX4/s400/kit+desgra%C3%A7a.bmp" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5338101024610435394" /></a>COM MUITA SORTE NA VIDA? <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">PEÇA JÁ O SEU!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-7950568869626423562?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-26285402725447719132009-05-19T09:09:00.001-07:002009-05-19T09:20:29.715-07:00<img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5337569280071980226" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/ShLa-wa6VMI/AAAAAAAAAio/y3N__IXDlY4/s400/ronaldo1.bmp" border="0" /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5337569280355849138" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/ShLa-xel07I/AAAAAAAAAiw/KpGtX-6in5c/s400/ronaldo2.bmp" border="0" /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5337569287699416498" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 266px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/ShLa_M1bxbI/AAAAAAAAAi4/6KfvqO4SH-A/s400/ronaldo+3.bmp" border="0" /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5337569289048415058" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 266px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/ShLa_R3D21I/AAAAAAAAAjA/YyL8wuNQuHM/s400/ronaldo4.bmp" border="0" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-2628540272544771913?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-37208204865332198712009-05-16T16:43:00.000-07:002009-05-16T16:44:31.352-07:00<center><object width="445" height="364"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RUmigDiulNM&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x234900&amp;color2=0x4e9e00&amp;border=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RUmigDiulNM&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x234900&amp;color2=0x4e9e00&amp;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="445" height="364"></embed></object></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-3720820486533219871?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-54096155048375456522009-05-16T14:17:00.001-07:002009-05-16T14:19:36.444-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/Sg8tsxX6haI/AAAAAAAAAig/qf_SI459cwo/s1600-h/RONALDO.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 288px; height: 600px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/Sg8tsxX6haI/AAAAAAAAAig/qf_SI459cwo/s400/RONALDO.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5336534330648462754" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-5409615504837545652?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-27774282214978259072009-05-14T08:44:00.000-07:002009-05-14T09:02:33.048-07:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SgxAWDiY2KI/AAAAAAAAAiQ/jSr6WAljIw8/s1600-h/LULA.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335710406178035874" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 284px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 399px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SgxAWDiY2KI/AAAAAAAAAiQ/jSr6WAljIw8/s400/LULA.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><strong><em><span style="font-size:130%;">...E NO SACO TAMBÉM ¬¬ '<img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335710235871047570" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 120px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 84px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SgxAMJGCb5I/AAAAAAAAAiI/8zdyMvQROaE/s200/Fotos+do+Bob+Esponja%5B1%5D.jpg" border="0" /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/Sgw_gJU9cII/AAAAAAAAAhw/Zb7sWJ4sdDA/s1600-h/Fotos+do+Bob+Esponja[1].jpg"></a></span></em></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-2777428221497825907?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-39482738439785706942009-05-13T10:31:00.001-07:002009-05-13T10:59:49.992-07:00EU RI...<br /><br /><center><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xdhLQCYQ-nQ&amp;hl=" fs="1&amp;color1=" color2="0x4e9e00&amp;border=" width="445" height="364" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></center><br /><br /><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SgsJrmrTzZI/AAAAAAAAAhg/fCRzoe6Apy4/s1600-h/desenho.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335368828271709586" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 316px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 237px" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SgsJrmrTzZI/AAAAAAAAAhg/fCRzoe6Apy4/s400/desenho.bmp" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-3948273843978570694?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-86658625326702712212009-05-11T11:18:00.001-07:002009-05-11T13:08:40.857-07:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SghsNvCyVsI/AAAAAAAAAhQ/KCQgUxgOOyM/s1600-h/sem+tÃ&shy;tulo.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5334632741842605762" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SghsNvCyVsI/AAAAAAAAAhQ/KCQgUxgOOyM/s400/sem+t%C3%ADtulo.bmp" border="0" /></a><br /><div>..AGORA QUE A PORCA TORCE O RABO!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-8665862532670271221?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-32533985164531375492009-05-11T11:02:00.000-07:002009-05-11T11:16:46.362-07:00<img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5334631049749930098" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SghqrPgdIHI/AAAAAAAAAg4/IxgAzUER2i0/s400/porquinho.bmp" border="0" /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SghrRFZCa_I/AAAAAAAAAhI/w96-hdgH5hQ/s1600-h/%7B1902907D-8368-44D5-98CA-A04C1B0856F0%7D_DSCN8465[1].jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5334631699869494258" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 150px" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SghrRFZCa_I/AAAAAAAAAhI/w96-hdgH5hQ/s200/%257B1902907D-8368-44D5-98CA-A04C1B0856F0%257D_DSCN8465%5B1%5D.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><br /><br /><strong>... DEPOIS SERVIDO EM PORÇÕES A PURURUCA!</strong><br /><div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-3253398516453137549?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-14592094974887792272009-05-11T10:55:00.000-07:002009-05-11T10:59:09.407-07:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/Sghm7tM_3WI/AAAAAAAAAgw/s2wMjLjJtE4/s1600-h/8[1].jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5334626934552780130" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 266px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/Sghm7tM_3WI/AAAAAAAAAgw/s2wMjLjJtE4/s400/8%5B1%5D.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/Sghm7igEb-I/AAAAAAAAAgo/tKHBesH0CGM/s1600-h/3[1].jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5334626931679981538" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 276px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/Sghm7igEb-I/AAAAAAAAAgo/tKHBesH0CGM/s400/3%5B1%5D.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/Sghm08lKf5I/AAAAAAAAAgg/qmMEag7FFQA/s1600-h/1[2].jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5334626818421587858" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 267px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/Sghm08lKf5I/AAAAAAAAAgg/qmMEag7FFQA/s400/1%5B2%5D.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />SE FOR ESPIRRAR, ESPIRRE COM ESTILO! 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margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 300px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5331619084717292674" /><br /><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">SERIA ASSIM:</span></span></span><br /><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/Sf23cFIvB9I/AAAAAAAAAgI/W-p-TBs6XxU/s400/ventilador.JPG" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 300px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5331619226919569362" /><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">"VIVA O LADO SKOL DA VIDA...(  )  )"</span></span><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-1248960955271499971?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-89974449887099454832009-04-29T20:20:00.000-07:002009-04-29T20:22:10.363-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bobagento.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/geronimooooooooooo.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 322px; height: 239px;" src="http://bobagento.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/geronimooooooooooo.gif" border="0" alt="" /></a>direto do <a href="http://bobagento.com/">bobagento</a>...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-8997444988709945483?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-26037048271301308862009-04-29T16:49:00.000-07:002009-04-29T16:57:57.160-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SfjpMZkGEjI/AAAAAAAAAf4/UjsaJuRMBkY/s1600-h/gripe+suina.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 280px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SfjpMZkGEjI/AAAAAAAAAf4/UjsaJuRMBkY/s400/gripe+suina.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330266558222963250" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SfjpMbBXgjI/AAAAAAAAAfw/cyMPkKBTQKE/s1600-h/lambe+lambe.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 269px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SfjpMbBXgjI/AAAAAAAAAfw/cyMPkKBTQKE/s400/lambe+lambe.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330266558614176306" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SfjpMN6TBTI/AAAAAAAAAfo/q5d0l_Dn3XA/s1600-h/boca+a+boca.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 262px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SfjpMN6TBTI/AAAAAAAAAfo/q5d0l_Dn3XA/s400/boca+a+boca.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330266555094861106" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SfjpMC6f1uI/AAAAAAAAAfg/-uITY74mLn8/s1600-h/cerva.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SfjpMC6f1uI/AAAAAAAAAfg/-uITY74mLn8/s400/cerva.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330266552142911202" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SfjpL-C_iYI/AAAAAAAAAfY/fY2fDBxARG4/s1600-h/escalador.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 281px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SfjpL-C_iYI/AAAAAAAAAfY/fY2fDBxARG4/s400/escalador.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330266550836365698" /></a>Isso que da criar o filho a leite com pera.....<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-2603704827130130886?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-22607831321242259112009-04-26T06:48:00.000-07:002009-04-26T06:49:21.652-07:00<object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=7,0,19,0" width="600" height="500"><br />  <param name="movie" value="http://www.drpepper.com.br/swf/0398_barata.swf" /><br />  <param name="quality" value="high" /><br />  <embed src="http://www.drpepper.com.br/swf/0398_barata.swf" quality="high" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="600" height="500"></embed><br /></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-2260783132124225911?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-7728848641391458032009-04-24T18:04:00.000-07:002009-04-24T18:34:37.236-07:00É preciso especificar ! <br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SfJlfts4iPI/AAAAAAAAAfQ/u96Pm-l2ZtQ/s1600-h/print+new.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 252px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SfJlfts4iPI/AAAAAAAAAfQ/u96Pm-l2ZtQ/s400/print+new.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5328432904650918130" /></a><br />Se foi com o dedo então ta bom.....¬¬ '<br /><br />***<br /><br />Melhor agora...<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SfJlfrN9_UI/AAAAAAAAAfI/HU9jaFD1PYQ/s1600-h/print+coca.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 315px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SfJlfrN9_UI/AAAAAAAAAfI/HU9jaFD1PYQ/s400/print+coca.bmp" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5328432903984381250" /></a><br />.. o que será que ela pensou! é claro que é por causa da COCA =D!<br /><br />***<br /><br />Piada horrivel....<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SfJlfeemPRI/AAAAAAAAAfA/LiNH1eDnA2c/s1600-h/print+1+ele.bmp" style="text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br /></span><img style="text-decoration: underline;display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 285px; " src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SfJlfeemPRI/AAAAAAAAAfA/LiNH1eDnA2c/s400/print+1+ele.bmp" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5328432900564466962" /></a>Lembrei daquela, - te vi ontem, de baixo da ponte cagando um monte! ¬¬ ' <br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Obs: deixei escapar o nome de propósito.</span></span><br /><br />***<br /><br />Um engraçadinho sempre encontra alguém a sua altura!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SfJlOhzUO2I/AAAAAAAAAe4/aLvpvc-VloQ/s1600-h/MSNNNNN2222.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 249px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SfJlOhzUO2I/AAAAAAAAAe4/aLvpvc-VloQ/s400/MSNNNNN2222.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5328432609398897506" /></a>VEJA XAROPE! KKKKK boa.<br /><br />***<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-772884864139145803?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-28107220251453806222009-04-24T15:54:00.001-07:002009-04-24T16:01:35.878-07:00É o seguinte, entra nesse jogo e tente encurralar ela! <br /><br />Link do jogo <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><a href="http://www.gamedesign.jp/flash/chatnoir/chatnoir.swf">JOGAR</a></span></span></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SfJDdDobQXI/AAAAAAAAAew/05C75tMI7UQ/s1600-h/jogo+do+gato.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 310px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SfJDdDobQXI/AAAAAAAAAew/05C75tMI7UQ/s400/jogo+do+gato.bmp" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5328395475602850162" /></a>O esquema é por os pontos pretos de longe, pronto falei! <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-2810722025145380622?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-79298546620532698922009-04-22T16:03:00.000-07:002009-04-22T19:00:23.419-07:00<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></div><div><span><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">MAYCON CLEVERSOM... 15 MINUTOS DEPOIS DE SACAR </span></span></span></span></span></span><span><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">O</span></span></span></span></span></span><span><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"> PRÊMIO DA MEGA SENA, QUE ESTAVA ACUMULADA !!!</span></span></span></span></span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/Se-kasnozVI/AAAAAAAAAeo/B6V6EwTqO_k/s1600-h/ganhador+da+mega+sena.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 450px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/Se-kasnozVI/AAAAAAAAAeo/B6V6EwTqO_k/s400/ganhador+da+mega+sena.bmp" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5327657662763552082" /></a><br />Primeira frase de Cleverson depois de se tornar milionário foi <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">" DINHEIRO NÃO TRAZ FELICIDADE"</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-7929854662053269892?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-59639107769459128252009-04-21T19:24:00.000-07:002009-04-21T19:25:36.995-07:00<object width="445" height="364"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qH5J0oClysc&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0xe1600f&amp;color2=0xfebd01&amp;border=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qH5J0oClysc&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0xe1600f&amp;color2=0xfebd01&amp;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="445" height="364"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-5963910776945912825?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-53308720581256925462009-04-21T13:46:00.001-07:002009-04-21T13:48:46.076-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">REBOQUE INDIANO!</span><br /><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/Se4wyDVKaLI/AAAAAAAAAeg/bEAallg2eLs/s400/REBOQUE.jpg" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 298px; height: 400px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5327249045671536818" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-5330872058125692546?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-87606265410766610632009-04-18T12:43:00.000-07:002009-04-18T12:54:24.685-07:00<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wN6Sj9UuiGw&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wN6Sj9UuiGw&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />Quem gostou bate palma! ehehehehhe<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-8760626541076661063?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-5246207242006606162009-04-17T16:01:00.000-07:002009-04-17T16:08:38.090-07:00<img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SekKr45H9-I/AAAAAAAAAeI/Xc0nDNQezzw/s400/piupiu.bmp" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 225px; height: 400px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325799783464957922" /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">TA MENOS CONSERVADO QUE ESSE FUSCA AI DE BAIXO...¬¬'<br /><br /><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SekLDSVgG4I/AAAAAAAAAeY/uqwKJAKRAIg/s400/fusca1fj8_thumb%5B1%5D.jpg.jpg" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 394px; height: 296px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325800185431858050" /></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-524620724200660616?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-16279084533940126462009-04-15T20:49:00.000-07:002009-04-15T20:52:33.942-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SearG0esZqI/AAAAAAAAAeA/8KK-Zrbgi_w/s1600-h/TIRINHA+245.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 170px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SearG0esZqI/AAAAAAAAAeA/8KK-Zrbgi_w/s400/TIRINHA+245.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325131743067137698" /></a>? buaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarararar!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-1627908453394012646?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-77620797975726137562009-04-14T16:41:00.000-07:002009-04-14T17:37:59.320-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-aNoLjHilSc/SeOcofxynYI/AAAAAAAAAZM/LFjdvspQxTg/s1600/selo.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 171px; height: 200px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-aNoLjHilSc/SeOcofxynYI/AAAAAAAAAZM/LFjdvspQxTg/s1600/selo.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>Salve blogueiros de plantão, to postando este selo que recebi do pareceiraço <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><a href="http://www.tudononosso.blogspot.com/">TUDO NO NOSSO.</a><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Segundo o que eu andei lendo, a regra é o seguinte: Devo indicar 15 blogs para receber este selo, então ai vão alguns blogs que acho que são merecedores do mesmo!<br /></span><br /><br /></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><a href="http://eusounuvempassageira.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Eu sou nuvem passageira</span></span></a> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">- Blog maneiro, pra ler e refletir!<br /></span><br /><a href="http://eleanorrigby-flavis.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Eleanor Rigby</span></a> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">- Um ótimo blog, com textos muito bons!<br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span><a href="http://coisasnaouteis.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Coisas não uteis</span></span></a> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">- Um bom blog de humor!<br /></span><br /><a href="http://inutil-e-idiota.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Inutil e idiota</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> - Outro de humor!<br /></span><br /><a href="http://fotosdodia.wordpress.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Fotos do dia</span></span></a> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">- Blog muito bom, o banner dele é o melhor!<br /></span><br /><a href="http://queroumtitulo.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Quero um titulo para esse blog</span> </a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">- Um blog bem legal de humor!<br /></span><br /><a href="http://memoriasdeumfrango.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Memórias de um frango</span></span></a> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">- Um blog que merece ser visitado<br /></span><br /><a href="http://www.omoristas.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Omoristas</span> </a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">- Um blog muito criativo de humor!<br /></span><br /><a href="http://buzz.globo.com/jacarebanguela"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Jacaré Banguela</span></span></a> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">- O melhor blog de todos!<br /></span><br /><a href="http://bobagento.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Bobagento</span></span></a> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">- O segundo melhor blog de todos!<br /></span><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><a href="http://www.tirasdoedi.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Tiras do Edi</span></span></a> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">- Uma das melhrores tirinhas que já vi!<br /></span><br /><a href="http://coisasnemtaouteis.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Coisas nem tão uteis</span></a> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">- Um blog que ainda bem bom!<br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span><a href="http://tenso.blog.br/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Tenso</span></span></a> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">- Bão também!<br /></span><br /><a href="http://www.xisde-xd.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Xisde-xd</span></a> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">- Muito bom o conteudo.<br /></span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">ainda falta 1, não sei que blog colocar, deixa eu pensar "hummmm"!Já sei !</span><br /><br /><a href="http://kibeloco.com.br/kibeloco/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Kibe loco</span></span></a> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">- Um bloguinho até legal KKKK!</span><br /><br /><br /></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-7762079797572613756?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-39405050126796812492009-04-14T16:19:00.000-07:002009-04-14T16:32:38.916-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SeUc0rkZBCI/AAAAAAAAAd4/tGEgkQuf7Co/s1600-h/83207794.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 385px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SeUc0rkZBCI/AAAAAAAAAd4/tGEgkQuf7Co/s400/83207794.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5324693825809613858" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-3940505012679681249?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-51988383562374435302009-04-13T15:55:00.000-07:002009-04-13T15:58:01.031-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SePDOoXpdLI/AAAAAAAAAdw/oSQC9VGFXic/s1600-h/vaca.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 395px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SePDOoXpdLI/AAAAAAAAAdw/oSQC9VGFXic/s400/vaca.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5324313840604247218" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-5198838356237443530?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-78049790742617305572009-04-13T15:48:00.001-07:002009-04-13T15:49:40.490-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SePBW0ziE4I/AAAAAAAAAdg/Mv6mhDtE7DQ/s1600-h/desenho.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 256px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SePBW0ziE4I/AAAAAAAAAdg/Mv6mhDtE7DQ/s400/desenho.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5324311782358127490" /></a>Entendeu? huahuuahuahua<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-7804979074261730557?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-57789243730724809002009-04-11T12:19:00.000-07:002009-04-11T12:22:08.932-07:00<div>.</div><div>.</div><div>.</div><div>.</div><div>.</div><div>.</div><div>.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SeDtfGIu8rI/AAAAAAAAAdY/rV7cQZjFU2Y/s1600-h/AINSTEIN.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 256px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SeDtfGIu8rI/AAAAAAAAAdY/rV7cQZjFU2Y/s400/AINSTEIN.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5323515878030897842" /></a>É old mas é boa....<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-5778924373072480900?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-62756889524704542132009-04-11T10:17:00.001-07:002009-04-11T10:18:44.311-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SeDQyh-6dRI/AAAAAAAAAdQ/RLvS_8PHGNA/s1600-h/palmeirsantos.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 395px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SeDQyh-6dRI/AAAAAAAAAdQ/RLvS_8PHGNA/s400/palmeirsantos.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5323484326086210834" /></a><br />ACHO QUE VAI DAR EMPATE...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-6275688952470454213?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-65753890352147187252009-04-11T08:35:00.000-07:002009-04-11T09:13:10.159-07:00SIMULAÇÃO FAIL...<br /><br /><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SeC5xFe4v3I/AAAAAAAAAdI/jVCDhucGduE/s400/SIMULA%C3%87%C3%83O+FAIL+2.JPG" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5323459012488380274" /><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SeC5ieb-HxI/AAAAAAAAAdA/2nyjttoJIzE/s400/SIMULA%C3%87%C3%83O+FAIL.JPG" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5323458761488998162" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-6575389035214718725?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-85906278204385896532009-04-08T16:26:00.000-07:002009-04-08T16:45:42.304-07:00<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Girafa diz:</span><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">como vc é?<br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;">Dumbo diz:<br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;">Alto e forte, você vai gostar!</span><br /></span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/Sd00o-QfF8I/AAAAAAAAAc4/42a_rijEGgs/s1600-h/1091194_5eb1_625x1000.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/Sd00o-QfF8I/AAAAAAAAAc4/42a_rijEGgs/s400/1091194_5eb1_625x1000.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322468213133350850" /></a>Por isso é sempre bom ter web cam!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-8590627820438589653?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-89817706257515794642009-04-07T13:05:00.000-07:002009-04-07T13:11:55.816-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SduzRNh7pMI/AAAAAAAAAcw/T4tBg9XNhrw/s1600-h/msn2.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 358px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SduzRNh7pMI/AAAAAAAAAcw/T4tBg9XNhrw/s400/msn2.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322044492939502786" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SduzQz6hGWI/AAAAAAAAAco/72zF-7jaJH0/s1600-h/msn.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 321px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SduzQz6hGWI/AAAAAAAAAco/72zF-7jaJH0/s400/msn.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322044486063298914" /></a><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 102, 102);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Vadiagem</span></span></span> e criatividade andam lado a lado!<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-8981770625751579464?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-38404618209868439612009-04-05T14:54:00.000-07:002009-04-05T15:00:53.419-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/Sdkp1tbnWHI/AAAAAAAAAcg/Xf1Ahx-Hg2o/s1600-h/elefante+cor-de-rosa.jpg.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 219px; height: 265px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/Sdkp1tbnWHI/AAAAAAAAAcg/Xf1Ahx-Hg2o/s400/elefante+cor-de-rosa.jpg.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321330437420177522" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; "><b><span style="color:#800000;">Por que o elefante usa tênis cinza ?</span></b><br /><span style="font-size:85%;color:#000080;">Para combinar com a cor.</span><br /><br /><b><span style="color:#800000;">Por que o elefante atravessa o lago nadando de costas ?</span></b><br /><span style="font-size:85%;color:#000080;">Para não molhar o tênis.</span><br /><br /><b><span style="color:#800000;">Porque o elefante tem a pele enrugada ?</span></b><br /><span style="font-size:85%;color:#000080;">Porque a pata dele não cabe no pote do Creme de Aveia Monange. (se eu fosse um elefante processava o autor dessa piada)</span><br /><br /><b><span style="color:#800000;">Como você sabe que tem um elefante na piscina ?</span></b><br /><span style="font-size:85%;color:#000080;">É só ver o chinelinho dele do Topo Giggio na borda da piscina. (essa foi profunda!)</span><br /><br /><b><span style="color:#800000;">Como você encontra um elefante na multidão ?</span></b><br /><span style="font-size:85%;color:#000080;">Vendo as luzes do tênis Break-Lights dele.</span><br /><br /><b><span style="color:#800000;">Como você sabe que um elefante mexeu na sua geladeira ?</span></b><br /><span style="font-size:85%;color:#000080;">Pelas marcas da pata dele na pizza.</span><br /><br /><b><span style="color:#800000;">Como você percebe que tem um elefante no elevador ?</span></b><br /><span style="font-size:85%;color:#000080;">Pelo hálito de pizza.</span><br /><br /><b><span style="color:#800000;">Como você faz para fazer um elefante passar por baixo de uma porta ?</span></b><br /><span style="font-size:85%;color:#000080;">Coloca ele dentro de um envelope de carta.</span><br /><br /><b><span style="color:#800000;">Como você faz para evitar que um elefante passe por baixo da porta ?</span></b><br /><span style="font-size:85%;color:#000080;">É só dar um nozinho no rabo dele.</span><br /><br /><b><span style="color:#800000;">Como você mata um elefante branco ?</span></b><br /><span style="font-size:85%;color:#000080;">Com um tiro de espingarda para matar elefante branco.</span><br /><br /><b><span style="color:#800000;">Como você mata um elefante rosa ?</span></b><br /><span style="font-size:85%;color:#000080;">Você pinta ele de branco e depois usa a espingarda para matar elefante branco.</span><br /><br /><b><span style="color:#800000;">Como você coloca 5 elefantes dentro de um fusca ?</span></b><br /><span style="font-size:85%;color:#000080;">Dois na frente e os outros três no banco de trás. (essa é mais velha que o tempo em que passava "Chips" na Manchete, com o Eric Estrada, é claro!)</span><br /><br /><b><span style="color:#800000;">Como você sabe que tem um elefante no cinema ?</span></b><br /><span style="font-size:85%;color:#000080;">É só ver se o fusca está estacionado em frente.</span><br /><br /><b><span style="color:#800000;">Por que a mulher do elefante deve ficar na geladeira ?</span></b><br /><span style="font-size:85%;color:#000080;">Porque ElaéFanta.</span><br /><br /><b><span style="color:#800000;">Porque o elefante tem o joelho mais enrugado que o resto do corpo ?</span></b><br /><span style="font-size:85%;color:#000080;">Por que ele jogava muito bolinha de gude quando era pequeno.</span><br /><br /><b><span style="color:#800000;">Como se esconde um elefante numa plantação de morangos ? </span></b><br /><span style="font-size:85%;color:#000080;">Pinte as unhas dele de vermelho.</span><br /><br /><b><span style="color:#800000;">Você já viu um elefante escondido numa plantação de morangos ? </span></b><br /><span style="font-size:85%;color:#000080;">Não ? Viu como ele disfarça bem !</span><br /><br /><b><span style="color:#800000;">Porque o elefante não dança Twist ?</span></b><br /><span style="font-size:85%;color:#000080;">Porque ele não consegue estalar os dedinhos. <br /></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-3840461820986843961?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-18342614133405061612009-04-02T15:19:00.000-07:002009-04-02T15:38:56.043-07:00<span style=" ;font-family:'Verdana','sans-serif';font-size:13.5pt;color:red;"><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Se vocês acham que o Ronaldo Fenomeno é corajoso por encarar 3 travecos de uma vez só, vocês não conhecem o Totó!!!! <br /></span></div></span><span style=" ;font-family:'Verdana','sans-serif';font-size:10pt;"> </span><span style=" ;font-family:'Verdana','sans-serif';font-size:13.5pt;"><br />Isso é que é coragem!!!! </span><span style=" ;font-family:'Verdana','sans-serif';font-size:10pt;"><br /></span><span style=" ;font-family:'Verdana','sans-serif';font-size:13.5pt;">Com vocês........... </span><span style=" ;font-family:'Verdana','sans-serif';font-size:10pt;"><br /></span><span style=" ;font-family:'Verdana','sans-serif';font-size:24pt;color:red;"><br /><span style="font-size:7;">o Totó!!!!!!!!!!</span></span><div><span style=" ;font-family:'Verdana','sans-serif';font-size:24pt;color:red;"><span style="font-size:7;"> </span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SdU7REmQUdI/AAAAAAAAAcQ/4YXTQrqL0qo/s400/GetAttachment%5B2%5D.jpg" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5320223699286118866" />Esse cachorro "é de tirar o pica pau do toco"!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-1834261413340506161?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-18580293151274089262009-04-01T10:40:00.000-07:002009-04-01T15:52:43.659-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">PEGUE SEU CARRO E DE UM AÉREO!</span><br /><br /><object width="445" height="364"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/151HRqzOj6c&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0xe1600f&amp;color2=0xfebd01&amp;border=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/151HRqzOj6c&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0xe1600f&amp;color2=0xfebd01&amp;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="445" height="364"></embed></object><br /><br />Mas não se esqueça de filmar e por no YouTube!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-1858029315127408926?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-8467047717062617282009-03-31T10:19:00.001-07:002009-03-31T16:07:23.150-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SdJQowCpexI/AAAAAAAAAcI/nTRj_Gq3VZ8/s1600-h/Brasil+vs+peru.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 224px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SdJQowCpexI/AAAAAAAAAcI/nTRj_Gq3VZ8/s400/Brasil+vs+peru.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5319402770898975506" /></a>É hoje! Quanto sera que o Brasil vai enfiar no Peru, ou tomar?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-846704771706261728?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-21003565008155556902009-03-31T10:01:00.000-07:002009-03-31T10:11:17.606-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SdJNCLANxOI/AAAAAAAAAcA/Huv93ts3Tj4/s1600-h/tensooo.bmp"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 287px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SdJNCLANxOI/AAAAAAAAAcA/Huv93ts3Tj4/s400/tensooo.bmp" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5319398809586746594" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Xingue e saia correndo!<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-2100356500815555690?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-78138952461264409182009-03-28T07:15:00.001-07:002009-03-28T15:35:57.242-07:00<div style="text-align: left;">Olha só até onde chegou a Pirataria!!!</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/Sc4xbPhk7BI/AAAAAAAAAbw/R6a_q9Su5o4/s400/le%C3%A3o.bmp" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 302px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5318242554064727058" /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/Sc4xbPkwv8I/AAAAAAAAAb4/v5q05wNovLE/s1600-h/Le%C3%A3o+2.bmp"><br /><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 302px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/Sc4xbPkwv8I/AAAAAAAAAb4/v5q05wNovLE/s400/Le%C3%A3o+2.bmp" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5318242554078085058" /></a><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Leão Fail!</span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-7813895246126440918?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-18618586975217900432009-03-25T09:47:00.000-07:002009-03-26T09:47:23.969-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/Scuxef36sKI/AAAAAAAAAbo/Po450Gg4SFY/s1600-h/crise.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 260px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/Scuxef36sKI/AAAAAAAAAbo/Po450Gg4SFY/s400/crise.bmp" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5317538922551226530" /></a><br /><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">Como diz o ditado <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;">"Nunca devemos mudar de cavalo no meio do rio"</span><br /></span><div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-1861858697521790043?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-91662864911362897492009-03-24T21:04:00.000-07:002009-03-24T21:27:14.585-07:00<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Pleonasmo</span> é a repetição de um termo, ou reforço do seu significado.<br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Choramos</span> um <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">choro</span>.<br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Subimos</span> a <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">subida</span>.<br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Descemos</span> a <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">descida</span>.<br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Entrar</span> pra <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">dentro</span>.<br /><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Veja também:</span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/ScmxUUs2H7I/AAAAAAAAAbE/41A-pJ7Cfq4/s1600-h/imagens.bmp"><br /><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 395px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/ScmxUUs2H7I/AAAAAAAAAbE/41A-pJ7Cfq4/s400/imagens.bmp" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5316975797799886770" /></a>Qualquer semelhança é mera coincidência! =D<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-9166286491136289749?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-63092815014447078572009-03-22T16:30:00.000-07:002009-03-22T16:42:11.260-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/ScbMbheRGvI/AAAAAAAAAaY/PF1zpqzvcfc/s1600-h/tenso+2.JPG"><br /><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 600px; height: 480px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/ScbMbheRGvI/AAAAAAAAAaY/PF1zpqzvcfc/s400/tenso+2.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5316161183371303666" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-6309281501444707857?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-10507266892081211342009-03-21T10:51:00.000-07:002009-03-21T11:00:03.203-07:00Pra quem gosta do Mário World, agora tem  <span style="font-weight:bold;">OBAMA WORLD</span>!<br /><br /><a href="http://http//www.portalcab.com/ex/?url=http://superobamaworld.com">JOGAR</a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.portalcab.com/ex/?url=http://superobamaworld.com"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 347px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/ScUpciB113I/AAAAAAAAAaA/eXRqIP5KZ9I/s400/m%C3%A1rio.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5315700505328342898" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-1050726689208121134?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-58914546618904705432009-03-19T10:47:00.000-07:002009-03-19T10:48:45.698-07:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lo7R6Jt1vk4&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lo7R6Jt1vk4&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-5891454661890470543?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-84264324399701162662009-03-18T22:32:00.000-07:002009-03-18T23:06:48.049-07:00<div>Msn também é cultura.</div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/ScHcMnSihDI/AAAAAAAAAZ0/ZMQ3gBHpb2w/s1600-h/print+7.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 247px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/ScHcMnSihDI/AAAAAAAAAZ0/ZMQ3gBHpb2w/s400/print+7.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5314771144537179186"></a>E que cultura.<br /><br />****<br /><br />Cantada perfeita.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/ScHb_WkRbqI/AAAAAAAAAZk/JHTv3Zqt12o/s1600-h/print+8.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 362px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/ScHb_WkRbqI/AAAAAAAAAZk/JHTv3Zqt12o/s400/print+8.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5314770916709854882"></a>Não quero nem saber a imperfeita.<br /><br />***<br /><br /><div>Será que ele é?<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/ScHb2wU8MfI/AAAAAAAAAZc/ABwZn_Eumns/s1600-h/print+6.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 298px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/ScHb2wU8MfI/AAAAAAAAAZc/ABwZn_Eumns/s400/print+6.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5314770769006047730"></a>Ele senta eu sei que senta...<br /><br />***<br /><br /></div><div>Hortifruti.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/ScHb2-retHI/AAAAAAAAAZU/xbuXkAmr5bI/s1600-h/print+5.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 223px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/ScHb2-retHI/AAAAAAAAAZU/xbuXkAmr5bI/s400/print+5.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5314770772858680434"></a>O que eu vou dizer lá em casa?<br /><br />***<br /><br />Gaucho virgem..<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/ScHb24qtdQI/AAAAAAAAAZM/U873B4Xzmp4/s1600-h/print+3.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 345px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/ScHb24qtdQI/AAAAAAAAAZM/U873B4Xzmp4/s400/print+3.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5314770771244840194"></a>Esse só fica no BAHCHE aqui, BACHE ali...<br /><br />***<br /><br />10 homens e 1 segredo..<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/ScHb2lUNRyI/AAAAAAAAAZE/82ncs98Ub_s/s1600-h/print+2.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 332px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/ScHb2lUNRyI/AAAAAAAAAZE/82ncs98Ub_s/s400/print+2.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5314770766050182946"></a>ado aado cada um no seu quadrado.<br /><br />***<br /><br />Caio (caiu).<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/ScHb2RlU0nI/AAAAAAAAAY8/Zik5AU_bs7Q/s1600-h/print+1.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 325px; height: 395px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/ScHb2RlU0nI/AAAAAAAAAY8/Zik5AU_bs7Q/s400/print+1.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5314770760753271410"></a>Esse gosta..</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-8426432439970116266?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-78610063317063910732009-03-17T21:56:00.001-07:002009-03-17T22:05:56.302-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/ScB_Cy4sYyI/AAAAAAAAAX0/kvq_Aw0_GMw/s1600-h/I+see!.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width:450px; height: 750px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/ScB_Cy4sYyI/AAAAAAAAAX0/kvq_Aw0_GMw/s400/I+see!.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5314387246293213986" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-7861006331706391073?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-86738090314646098172009-03-17T14:00:00.000-07:002009-03-17T14:05:08.046-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/ScAP-1364xI/AAAAAAAAAWg/vSJKZVuMPzo/s1600-h/ATgAAABNTKwCijKQmxUsiBddhX3a-wM3gUUQ8edrQbRwFAPbSfKsU8P_cPR_tIGbKjOtzPoM6S99bA5pFC3xLuy0neT9AJtU9VA3rvoqZfdlEKl5RbUmlIu30832Rw.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/ScAP-1364xI/AAAAAAAAAWg/vSJKZVuMPzo/s400/ATgAAABNTKwCijKQmxUsiBddhX3a-wM3gUUQ8edrQbRwFAPbSfKsU8P_cPR_tIGbKjOtzPoM6S99bA5pFC3xLuy0neT9AJtU9VA3rvoqZfdlEKl5RbUmlIu30832Rw.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5314265132585116434" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">1° MOLHE UM PAPEL HIGIÊNICO!<br />2° PONHA NA CALÇA DO SEU AMIGO DORMINHOCO!<br />3° ESPALHE PARA TODO MUNDO QUE ELE MIJOU NAS CALÇAS!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-8673809031464609817?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-71821613614055601652009-03-17T10:53:00.000-07:002009-03-17T18:57:57.985-07:00<center><object width="445" height="364"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gWP70G_aGB4&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;border=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gWP70G_aGB4&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b&amp;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="445" height="364"></center></embed></object><br /><br /><center><object width="445" height="284"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/97ukN7PzUwU&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/97ukN7PzUwU&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="445" height="284"></center></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-7182161361405560165?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-48003635243979803222009-03-15T22:30:00.000-07:002009-03-17T18:48:39.090-07:00<object width="445" height="364"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CTdLXqoVj3s&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CTdLXqoVj3s&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="445" height="364"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-4800363524397980322?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-82749786146504957372009-03-13T17:31:00.000-07:002009-03-13T17:32:36.575-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/Sbr7HFACq8I/AAAAAAAAAVY/qdCaikCnO2U/s1600-h/quadrinhos_124_uma-cantada-e-tanto%5B1%5D.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 312px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/Sbr7HFACq8I/AAAAAAAAAVY/qdCaikCnO2U/s400/quadrinhos_124_uma-cantada-e-tanto%5B1%5D.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5312834809456929730" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-8274978614650495737?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-22586177113262869252009-03-13T13:06:00.000-07:002009-03-13T13:09:39.074-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/Sbq9VmLM2fI/AAAAAAAAAVQ/ppz5s2j5CP8/s1600-h/imagem.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 389px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/Sbq9VmLM2fI/AAAAAAAAAVQ/ppz5s2j5CP8/s400/imagem.bmp" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5312766889159350770" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-2258617711326286925?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-78989682867308885422009-03-11T16:51:00.001-07:002009-03-11T16:54:27.295-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SbhOn8nLKdI/AAAAAAAAAVI/YA55cFxdeEA/s1600-h/PLASTICA.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 365px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SbhOn8nLKdI/AAAAAAAAAVI/YA55cFxdeEA/s400/PLASTICA.bmp" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5312082208675801554" /></a>Plástica! Faça já a sua!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-7898968286730888542?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-87785109258558986872009-03-11T16:08:00.000-07:002009-03-11T16:14:43.860-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SbhFCgPTMkI/AAAAAAAAAVA/9PjECCISGb8/s1600-h/amor.JPG" style="text-decoration: none;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Define: Amor</span></span><br /></span><img style="text-decoration: underline;display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 299px; " src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SbhFCgPTMkI/AAAAAAAAAVA/9PjECCISGb8/s400/amor.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5312071669799662146" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial; font-size: 13px; "><ul><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">é aquilo que começa com um príncipe beijando um anjo e acaba com um careca olhando para uma gorda</span></span><br /></li></ul></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-8778510925855898687?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-74324056369396411072009-03-09T12:13:00.001-07:002009-03-09T12:26:33.435-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Crânio de vampiro boiola é econtrado!</span><div><br /><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SbVqltVrvCI/AAAAAAAAAUo/30CcezUpefI/s400/Vampiro.bmp" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 282px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5311268531611614242" /><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Fizemos uma recontituição </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">amadora infame </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">de como esse vampiro agia!</span><br /><br /><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SbVsVa10rcI/AAAAAAAAAUw/dVISqNjrqvg/s400/zzzzlinguinha.jpg.jpg" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 318px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5311270450791493058" /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><br />Contrariando o mito popular os vampiros chupavam o sangue pela orelha! ¬¬ '</span><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-7432405636939641107?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-48910379376946053072009-03-06T17:43:00.000-08:002009-03-06T17:49:16.045-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SbHSSSH6EsI/AAAAAAAAAUY/-_xXdjfnOnA/s1600-h/GetAttachment%5B1%5D.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 298px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SbHSSSH6EsI/AAAAAAAAAUY/-_xXdjfnOnA/s400/GetAttachment%5B1%5D.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5310256647191007938" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-4891037937694605307?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-56816511050410617872009-03-05T16:01:00.000-08:002009-03-05T16:08:21.222-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SbBpKSz-JgI/AAAAAAAAAUQ/sZkJByw0B4w/s1600-h/Placaaaa+carnaval.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 301px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SbBpKSz-JgI/AAAAAAAAAUQ/sZkJByw0B4w/s400/Placaaaa+carnaval.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5309859586239243778" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Com </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 153, 102);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">cerveja </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Certeza!</span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SbBoSDcx17I/AAAAAAAAAUI/YkjMAhEtuJQ/s1600-h/carnaval+2.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 336px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SbBoSDcx17I/AAAAAAAAAUI/YkjMAhEtuJQ/s400/carnaval+2.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5309858620042762162" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Diz que sim, simmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?</span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-5681651105041061787?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-64318260510283607022009-03-03T21:59:00.000-08:002009-03-03T22:00:34.854-08:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BsI_drmJKsc&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BsI_drmJKsc&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;">Bate aqui! Peitinhoooooooo! uhauuhaauhhua</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-6431826051028360702?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-77008312693674787422009-03-01T18:43:00.000-08:002009-03-01T18:45:31.651-08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 12px; line-height: 17px; ">Foda é... Tropeçar num paralelepípedo e cair de cara num prego<br />Foda é... Morder a testa<br />Foda é... Vomitar de estômago vazio<br />Foda é... Comer cú de mendigo<br />Foda é... Raspá os pêlos do cú<br />Foda é... Cagar alguma coisa maior do que o cú<br />Foda é... Namorar a Tchitcholina sem ser corno<br />Foda é... Acordar de manhã com o pau mole<br />Foda é... Reprovar no exame de fezes<br />Foda é... Ficar preso num fiat 147, no sol, escutando Fábio Junior<br />Foda é... Peidar no elevador lotado indo pro 30º andar<br />Foda é... Espirrar sem fechar o olho<br />Foda é... Cagar na pia<br />Foda é... Comer cú de abelha<br />Foda é... Limpá a bunda com adesivo<br />Foda é... Lamber cu de mendigo</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-7700831269367478742?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com59tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-77700157844197916092009-02-21T14:02:00.000-08:002009-02-22T04:41:30.095-08:00<img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SaB6bnUjggI/AAAAAAAAATI/zvmMad-JuFc/s400/Ivete.bmp" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 304px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5305374975872696834" /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(93, 88, 80); line-height: 16px; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">"Tive uma caganeira nesta semana, perdi 2kg. Mas aqui existe uma 'piriguete', eu sou toda boa, sou gostosa", disse a cantora, antes de cantar </span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Toda Boa</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">, sucesso do Psirico em 2008.<br /></span></span></span></span><br /><br /><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SaFHLBnJnrI/AAAAAAAAATg/8Dphn0rzhfU/s400/NOJENTO.JPG" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 304px; height: 400px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5305600090755931826" /><div style="text-align: left;">Eu eim!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-7770015784419791609?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-914488354060876112009-02-19T19:41:00.000-08:002009-02-19T19:42:48.863-08:00<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1kSh2Uw64p4&hl=pt-br&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1kSh2Uw64p4&hl=pt-br&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-91448835406087611?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-17886580694311103802009-02-18T09:51:00.001-08:002009-02-18T10:01:40.429-08:00<img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SZxKrJgqIMI/AAAAAAAAASw/QQ6qpqSmPSk/s400/espanha.jpg" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 298px; height: 400px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5304196566283329730" /><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">Diz ai Chimbinha!<br /><br /><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SZxM4Gyrp4I/AAAAAAAAAS4/xNNyS23awys/s400/meu+deus.bmp" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 379px; height: 306px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5304198987915175810" /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-1788658069431110380?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-42357041505903309672009-02-17T19:32:00.000-08:002009-02-17T19:37:39.542-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SZuBgCJdM-I/AAAAAAAAASo/r_l4tKqtKnQ/s1600-h/imagem.bmp"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 326px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SZuBgCJdM-I/AAAAAAAAASo/r_l4tKqtKnQ/s400/imagem.bmp" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5303975373491221474" /></a>Depois os Gauchos ficam bravos !!<br /><br /><div>Quem sera esse Ju? Julião, Juliano, Juarez ?</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-4235704150590330967?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-79142212422154462892009-02-15T16:33:00.001-08:002009-02-15T16:43:11.041-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SZi2lIh-qwI/AAAAAAAAASg/JuLfmTdKlJQ/s1600-h/Caf%C3%A9+de+Ganja.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 219px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SZi2lIh-qwI/AAAAAAAAASg/JuLfmTdKlJQ/s400/Caf%C3%A9+de+Ganja.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5303189310290176770" /></a><br />Imagina esse produto no Brasil, as bocas de fumo com máquinas de expresso! KKKKKKKK<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-7914221242215446289?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-82150778787126386122009-02-15T11:57:00.001-08:002009-02-17T14:18:33.718-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SZhz0cNItAI/AAAAAAAAASQ/pB_qvgiuMo8/s1600-h/ATgAAAAEIFruY2fkiALwKP_ZWBQuuv8bEQycCfWx6Qj2CquV77R3CeqMeHbpYTL7jR4hnJPEQKgFtX-EQXSv1C6kTEjyAJtU9VAsSbh5kjRzcjNlX-3tuT3Yn3RKag%5B1%5D.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SZhz0cNItAI/AAAAAAAAASQ/pB_qvgiuMo8/s400/ATgAAAAEIFruY2fkiALwKP_ZWBQuuv8bEQycCfWx6Qj2CquV77R3CeqMeHbpYTL7jR4hnJPEQKgFtX-EQXSv1C6kTEjyAJtU9VAsSbh5kjRzcjNlX-3tuT3Yn3RKag%5B1%5D.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5303115905990439938" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-8215077878712638612?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-57206680168225415952009-02-12T08:35:00.000-08:002009-02-17T14:17:55.734-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SZRRefqIUKI/AAAAAAAAASI/I9WaG-Dc3ow/s1600-h/image.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 318px; height: 242px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SZRRefqIUKI/AAAAAAAAASI/I9WaG-Dc3ow/s400/image.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301952245658046626" /></a>E houve! <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-5720668016822541595?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-70392739106482677792009-02-10T11:27:00.000-08:002009-02-10T11:38:37.227-08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; text-decoration: underline;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">VENDO COPO DE MATTE DO TOM CRUISE.</span></span></span></div><div><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 207px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SZHWecS-tuI/AAAAAAAAASA/dAigQI87ftA/s400/mercado.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5301254054872004322" />tan tistam tan tan tistam tan tan .... tananãnnnnnnnn! uhahuahuahu</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-7039273910648267779?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-51599117546819037952009-02-07T09:31:00.000-08:002009-02-07T09:34:59.551-08:00Paciência<br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-style: italic; line-height: 16px; font-family:Verdana;font-size:11px;">Composição: Lenine e Dudu Falcão</span><br /><div><br /></div><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/neYMpuylW7I&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/neYMpuylW7I&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-5159911754681903795?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-15382359530903014822009-02-07T08:50:00.000-08:002009-02-07T14:51:34.764-08:00Pra quem leu o livro o trailer parece sem ação, mas se você é um aficionado por enigmas, o trailer esconde um código muito bom e dificil de achar. Preste atenção na parte do simbolo <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 255, 255);">ILLUMINATI, </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;">dentro dele tem escrito um código, que se você colocar www.(o código).com você é direcionado a um site onde contem a contagem regressiva para estréia do filme, em forma de anti-matéria!</span></span><div><br /><object width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/50Fc9h39yhM&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/50Fc9h39yhM&amp;hl=pt-br&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"></embed></object><br /><br /><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"></span></span>O site:   <a href="http://www.altarsofscience.com/">www.altarsofscience.com</a></div><div><br /><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SY2_zV44XGI/AAAAAAAAAR4/usrV1ukxIYQ/s400/anti.JPG" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 242px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5300103225254894690" /><br />Achou o código?</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-1538235953090301482?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5350283148909020716.post-51571736302703798632009-02-02T16:04:00.001-08:002009-02-02T16:15:35.041-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SYeLaqaKWMI/AAAAAAAAARw/H27FHbPqfjE/s1600-h/A%C3%A7ougue+Paulista+por+LILIZINHO..jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 351px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mtFlpgf2RIU/SYeLaqaKWMI/AAAAAAAAARw/H27FHbPqfjE/s400/A%C3%A7ougue+Paulista+por+LILIZINHO..jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5298356776801556674" /></a><br />Trocadalho do carilho!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5350283148909020716-5157173630270379863?l=elefanteterrorista.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Elefante terroristanoreply@blogger.com5